Dear God
Written by - Andy Partridge
Dear God
Hope you got the letter, and... 
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer 
And all the people that you made in your image
See them starving on their feet 
'Cause they don't get enough to eat from God
I can't believe in you 

Dear God
Sorry to disturb you, but... 
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears 
And all the people that you made in your image 
See them fighting in the street 
'Cause they can't make opinions meet about God
I can't believe in you 

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? 
Did you make mankind after we made you? 
And the devil too! 

Dear God
Don't know if you noticed, but... 
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image 
Still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't and so do you
Dear God, I can't believe in, I don't believe in 

I don't believe in heaven and hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound 
That Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'd perceive 
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe in 

It's you...Dear God